i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Randomize
