real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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