yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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