so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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