I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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