woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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