Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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