someone get that fucking seahorse.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
