A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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