i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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