I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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