garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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