They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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