your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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