im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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