god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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