I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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