Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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