But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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