being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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