I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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