At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Small penises have feelings too.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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I FOUND THE LEGS
is that a dick in a sweater?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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