Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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