Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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