all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Less talking, more tequila
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
