So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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