Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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