you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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