you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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