i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
