I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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