Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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