CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need water and some morals
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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