You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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