I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
