did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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