so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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