i think my tv is drunk
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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