How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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