But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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