I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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