After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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