We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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