he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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