home. puking in laundry basket.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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