I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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