"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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