Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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