carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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