Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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