you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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