Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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