haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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